necomancer

necomancer @ 2008-12-30T12:59:00

2008-12-31T18:18:52Z

This picture:

Inspired the following thoughts on a Grim Dark version of inspector Gadget.

The year is some generic future year, Goerge Claw, second in line for the mob family of the claws, gets in a horrible accident. Cybernetics has progressed enough to easily fix him up but during the placement of said cybernetics (wich include half his face and his hand) he woke up, the process causing him a tremendious amount of pain before he finally passed out. Its assumed the doctor responsible (or at least the one blamed) was "delt with".

Claw's father is informed his son is refusing any facial reconstruction, convinced the cybernetic half of his face is what he is now and that hes a monster. His father goes to console him and ends up commanding him to get his cybernetic parts covered up, wich leads to the Claw's hand grabbing his throat and choking his father to death.

Rumor goes around that the Claw family is bitterly divided amongst those now following the Claw's mother and those following the Claw. A power struggle is unavoidable as the Claw's ruthless and sadistic tactics soon end up dragging other mob families into it. It seems like its him against the entire criminal underworld...and hes winning.

The police are either too scared to help or already in the pocket books of one mob family or another. Most avoid the fighting and the city is soon in chaos, all except one. Fred Gadget witnessed a few of Claw's men attacking a young girl, knowing Claw's men were every bit as sadistic and immoral as their leader he stepped in and without the use of his gun managed to take down both men with only a minor arm injury. The girl's name was Penny, and she thanked him and helped him get his arm patched up.

A few weeks later Fred was ambushed by Claw's men. Claw went on a rant about how he would not tolerate the god of crime being made a fool of by such a simple man. He took Fred away and tortured him for days, finally he made Fred take on cybernetic grafts of the highest quality while awake and in the most severe pain before tossing him into the open with nothing to cover his new hideous cybernetic parts.

Fred became a homeless man, the police wanted nothing to do with someone on Claw's black list and neither did anyone else. One day Penny found him alone in a ally and urged her mother to take the man who saved her life in for at least a warm meal. Penny's mother obliged.

Fred got back on his feet a bit with Penny's help, Oh and Penny owned a dog named Brain (I had to sneak him in dammit). Penny's parents never warmed up to him though. They were convinced having someone who the Claw was out to get live with them was a death sentance...and sure enough after a few months Penny came home from school to find both her parents dead against the door, the symbol of the claw placed on both their bodies.

Fred had had enough. He grabbed Penny, took Brain and put on some of Penny's dad's old clothing, wich turned out to be perfect for covering up his cybernetics. He nicknamed himself Inspector Gadget, and decided he was going to kill the Claw, he didn't even care about stopping his rampage or saving people anymore. As long as that bastard lived this world would continue to suffer and he had to kill him...no matter the cost.

...Thought all that up while eating breakfast and taking a shower. I dunno weither to be proud or ashamed.

necomancer @ 2008-12-07T16:24:00

2008-12-07T22:25:47Z

Warning, I will now rant. I am so damn tired of people ragging on political correctness. Yes, it goes too far alot of times but you know what? Its a whole lot better then idiots flinging around every racial, cultural or religious slur they can think of for any reason.

Yes I'm well aware some people do it anyways but its nice to not have to deal with it more then I have too.

necomancer @ 2008-12-06T13:49:00

2008-12-06T19:49:37Z

I wish I could make polls. I'd ask the most stupid and mundane things like: Should I go eat a sandwich today?

necomancer @ 2008-11-29T10:24:00

2008-11-29T16:24:56Z

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very High
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Test

So I'm either in limbo or ~~where all the sex crazed maniacs go~~ where all the free thinking smart people go....Hrm...Tough call...

necomancer @ 2008-11-20T02:23:00

2008-11-20T08:24:59Z

This is a phrase currently stuck in my head.

"Its obvious hes a communist when you consider two things. One, I'm always right and two, hes a communist"

...I really should try basing comedy skits off these random like thoughts sometime.

necomancer @ 2008-11-16T21:47:00

2008-11-17T03:49:19Z

So I was on City of Heroes when someone was complaining about political correctness, saying words stoped hurting them when they were in 5th grade etc, then later on someone made a comment accusing them of being a slut and they got all defensive.

...I wish people like that would just admit they're jackasses who just want to get away with being as offensive as they want.

necomancer @ 2008-11-14T11:24:00

2008-11-14T17:25:18Z

Aparently Fox News is doing alot of fear mongering amongst their viewers over what Obama is going to do. Specificly they say "I dunno and I'm scared"...as a result a buncha people are buying guns

Theres something worrying about a bunch of strongly conservative white people buying a ton of guns just after we elect a black president.

Aparently my emotions are strong enough to warrent a emoticon

2008-11-14T03:11:24Z

You know I should really update this thing more often. TIME FOR BULLET POINTS!

-Got cut, had to get stitches, stitches are out, cut healing real good.

-Stitches caused alot of trouble at work for a bit, but then I was back at Paarlo Plastics, until they ran out of work for us and I was jobless again

-Got a job, start tommarow. Temp again...

-Feeling more lonely and depressed then usual. Hope it'll pass

-Getting tired of my games, need something easy and fun rather then challenging and/or annoying. Sometimes its hard to tell the diffrence.

-Grandpa still on death bed. He has lots of ups and downs...No idea when it'll end.

-Currently wondering how I can think of a million things to say on here when not on my computer but once here I have like...nothing. Seriously.

necomancer @ 2008-10-31T18:29:00

2008-10-31T23:30:58Z

Something I never got...A good amount of african americans are democrat, a good amount of white people are democrat, a good amount of latinos are democrat. In fact most minorities seem to be democrat alot with some of the majority.

...Yet I've heard all my life most of america is made up of republicans/conservatives and all that...Where the hell are they coming from?

necomancer @ 2008-10-20T17:55:00

2008-10-20T22:56:15Z

Tommarow at work they might be putting me on a press I can't really keep up with and if they do I'll not be able to avoid keeping up with it because of the way the machine works. So basicly either I learn real fast and go quickly or I'm screwed...

...also working on said press I managed to stab *and* burn myself. I am not looking forward to tommarow.

necomancer @ 2008-10-06T10:58:00

2008-10-06T16:00:36Z

Temp job ahoy. This is also a temp-to-hire job, so theres a chance they'll wanna keep me.

In other news...stuff!

I could have sworn I had a nice long rant ready to go in my head. Dammit.

necomancer @ 2008-09-30T15:47:00

2008-09-30T20:50:44Z

So after two days of work my temp job let me go. Aw well. Was a nice place. Small buisness. No one yelling at you about going places, having to look busy, or putting something where it shouldn't go. It was refreshing.

Also I just finished reading a graphic novel adaptation of The Color of Magic and The Light Fantastic. It was worth the read if only to remember the feelings I had near the end. As if something great was coming to a close. When Twoflower said he was going home it kinda hit you and reminded you that this isn't just a normal adventure. I dunno how to describe it.

I do wish the artist was in less of a habbit of drawing every woman attractive and busy with nipples showing though. Death's Daughter just looked so wrong.

necomancer @ 2008-09-25T14:33:00

2008-09-25T19:38:42Z

Today:

Pros:
Got a job(Woohoo!)
Job starts monday, giving me three and a half days of goof off time still
Job is at chocolate factory
Got a new book
Got two new games
Finally got a new mouse
Got to eat at IHOP
walked around my block twice this morning
Walked around while shopping too(Didn't move my car from store to store. They were close enough)
Found a praying mantis who later ended up crawling on my face

Cons:
Didn't find the four books I wanted
Book I got is a graphic novel of Pratchett's first rincewind books, so I know the story already.
Spent way more money they I should have.
All the food, including the creme, I ate at IHOP probably undid all the walking I did.
Had to spend 30 dollars on new clothes for job.

...Pros win out. YAY!

necomancer @ 2008-09-24T21:12:00

2008-09-25T02:12:55Z

Mental note:When you make a post on LJ about wanting to lose weight it is a bad idea to, in the same day, go for a donut run and eat four donuts all by yourself then chug about two bottles worth of soda.

...I'mma go buy a case of water or something.

Sobs

2008-09-24T17:35:04Z

Last night I looked in a nice big mirror and realized...I'm pear shaped. I need to lose weight. One part of my mind is saying excersize. Go out for small walks or start trying to do push ups where no one can see you (Cause people knowing I'm doing them seems embarrasing), another part is shouting "PILLS! They make like...thousands of pills for this. One of thems gotta work".

I really should do something though.

I've been meaning to try this for a long time

2008-09-19T16:08:14Z

I've got a buncha heroes all related to each other in the game City of Heroes...well okay, two are villains. I've decided, just on a whim, to give them all a LJ to post in.

http://necos.livejournal.com/

Please read and comment, as this is a excercise in creative thinking and fun, and I could use the encouragement. All comments made will be treated as stuff the Necos can reply too, though I might reply oocly to some. Thank you!

necomancer @ 2008-09-18T18:21:00

2008-09-18T23:23:50Z

So from my understanding this is happening. My Aunt, thinking I don't want a job cause I'm worried about my grandpa, suggested a 24 hour care service for him...and all we have to do is give him this house.

Wich would leave me, and my family, homeless.

...yeah. Were not too keen on the idea. Were afraid she'll get him to sign something so were keeping watch on him when shes about now...and my dad is telling me shes extremely manipulative and has been all this time and hes only now starting to see it. Sadly I think he might be right. She has a habbit of getting other people upset, then waiting for the unavoidable shitstorm, then apologizing to everyone and playing the good person.

*sighs* Life just got alot less friendly...

Club Light and Dark

2008-09-03T14:36:24Z

I had a dream last night. A dream that had a sequel everytime I fell back asleep. I'm mostly writing it here so I don't forget it.

It was a place called club light and club dark. The people there had no idea why they were there. Most didn't question it. They never aged, or had children, or made much any of life's progress. Still, they ones in club light were happy at least.

Both places were controled by a near omnipotent being simply called Sarah. Though she was kind and mostly stayed out of people's ways in club light in club dark she was both sadistic and cruel.

Enter the main character of this strange place. No name was said in my dream. Hes a smart, charismatic and rather kind person, who still manages to be a trouble maker once in awhile. He spends most of his time in club light but has been known to make very short trips to the dark, and at times when he caused a bit of trouble sent there for punishment (He once spent a week as a horse's ass. Yes its weird blame my dream, and when he came back everything tasted like horse shit for a couple of weeks). So far in the dream hes managed to start a rock band with a air headed guy singing, a nerdy guy on the drums, some misc woman on the bass, and a guy sent from club dark by Sarah using a keyboard who could stay as long as the band lasted. He eventually let himself get replaced by someone else, another girl who liked the attention it brought. He has a odd relationship with Sarah and often talked to her privatly. He knows her better then anyone else and most others know this about him.

The last thing I dreamed before I had to get up (That I remember) five dragons showed up from the mysterious outside world, two young women and three old women, they came here for study and the main character took a immediate intrest in them. Mostly cause the young women were cute.

Anyways yeah, I realize the main char is sueish and if I make a story out of this I'll have to buff it up a bit. Maby I can even have more dreams about the place. It'd be nice

necomancer @ 2008-08-22T11:18:00

2008-08-22T16:21:05Z

Things I hate:

Getting to the last disc in a anime or near the end of a game I really like.

See the closer to the end I am the closer to it being over I am...and once its over I can only relive what I've done and seen. I can never experience it anything new from it (Unless its a very wide open game, but sadly those tend not to be ones I enjoy). On that note I just finished Escaflowne (Yes, I realize I'm years behind everyone else in anime) and now its over. I realize theres a movie, but all the same the anime is over.

necomancer @ 2008-08-13T19:21:00

2008-08-14T00:22:19Z

I just saw Hanna Montana (AKA Mellie Syrus) dressed like Carmen Sandiago. I proceeded to call her a bitch and tell her she is unworthy of the look.

necomancer @ 2008-08-13T18:16:00

2008-08-13T23:21:09Z

Nothing quite like driving 5 hours, then realizing you forgot your driver's liscense, then having to drive home to get it and decide to try again tommarow.

necomancer @ 2008-08-12T20:28:00

2008-08-13T01:28:57Z

Off I go to Gencon. Wish me luck. WOOSH!

necomancer @ 2008-07-17T15:34:00

2008-07-17T20:35:01Z

Sometimes I feel like the only man in the world that doesn't find belly button peircings attractive.

Also, seriously. Women with tattoos right above their butt? I still don't see how thats sexy.

necomancer @ 2008-07-03T12:01:00

2008-07-03T17:02:15Z

My roof leaks. Right over my bed. Alot.

...And now I can see mold growing on it.

...This is bad, isn't it?

necomancer @ 2008-06-30T11:29:00

2008-06-30T16:30:48Z

Okay get this. I have a ton of copies of my resume. I'm finally ready to give a temp place a try. I look in the paper, and find two. For a long while I couldn't even find one. I put it off for a bit, just cause I'm naturally nervious and finally pick up the phone...When I get a call

Its a place I sent my resume too telling me I got a interview.

Perfect timing. Also I heard the jobs there are good. Woohoo!